Two Men Lost at sea

Two Men Lost at Sea

Eli

TWO men have been stuck out at sea for at least two days after their boat allegedly crashed and smashed into pieces.

None of the men have yet been found, but police and lifesavers are still investigating.

The two men, who have wives and children in the Hoody Pointy community, were spending the day fishing when the incident is said to have occurred.

The man who reported the tragedy was one of the victim’s friends.

“I got a text from my mate saying they’d crashed and needed help,” said Peter Griffin.

“However, he couldn’t tell me where they were,” he continued.

“I told the police everything my friend John told me, but the police don’t have much to go on,” he said.

“We believe the men don’t have long left to live,” Sergeant Banks said.

The search for the men is continuing.

6 News by The Joker

Grade 6 boy nearly dies

GRADE 6 boy, Joker, nearly died at school camp last week due to rope difficulties.
The incident occurred at Low Ropes, when Joker tried to climb through a small hole in the tangled ropes.

Student tackles Low Ropes

As he tried to climb through, he got stuck and started choking.
Luckily a classmate, Live Wire, was there to untangle him.
If it had not been for her rapid action, Joker may have died at the scene.
Joker is still recovering in the local Gotham Hospital.

Deradacdles discovered in South American Mines

Baz

SOUTH American miners yesterday discovered a new species of animal in underground caves.

Nicknamed ‘Deradactyls’, they are threatening the animals of South America.

Miner, Bill, said “It looked like a new version of a Teradactyl.”

Another miner, Benjamin, said “this Deradactyl had the head of a dinosaur and the body of a Teradactyl.”

The army has been called to put the animals down.

It is expected they will be put down as early as tomorrow.

The discovery has caused widespread inter

est, and people from all over the world have travelled to see the new species of dinosaur.

Pcture of the newly discovered Deradacdle.

Year 6 news

Low Ropes course threatens life

Chocolate Custard

Angus life was threatened yesterday at Camp Somerset’s ‘Low Ropes’ course.

A rope, believed to have been used to choke the boy, was found hidden behind a tree.

“I saw Angus choking and thought his girlfriend would be devastated if he died, so I jolted to his rescue," said student, Emily

“I was wondering if I would ever see my girlfriend again,” said victim, Angus.

“Then Emily dashed in and saved me!” he continued.

It is believed Mr Rice is responsible for tightening the rope around Angus’ neck due to jealousy issues.

Mr Rice is being pursued by the Kilcoy Police.

Mossies eruption

Miley Smith

A year 6 student’s science project erupted, causing disaster at yesterday’s School Science Fair.

The project, a volcano, spewed grime everywhere, sending people sliding across the floor.

“It was the funniest thing I ever saw,” said student Cerial girl .

“I put so much time and effort into my volcano, but I must have missed one of the steps in the instructions,” said Mossie, who created the project.

“I feel so sorry for her,” said Ella’s best friend, Honey.

Luckily no one was hurt but the volcano did not survive the damage.

year 6 news [super mars bars]

Danger at Somerset


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CYCLONE Mart hit Somerset Camp last week, seriously injuring two Year 12 students.

The students,Guy Smiley and Mashoo, were swept off their feet by Mart’s strong winds.

They were later found floating in Somerset Dam.

“I hope it never happens again,” said Guy Smiley.

“The wind was just frightening,” he continued.

Cyclone Mart ended suddenly, lasting approximately 10 minutes.

The boys are in a critical, but stable, condition in Somerset Hospital.

year 6 news

Classroom built over grave site

Ivy Green

STUDENTS from Sea Point reported items flying around their classroom yesterday.


The worried teacher led her Year 6 students to the safety of the library.

After searching on the Internet, they found their classroom had been built over a grave site.

Harley, one of the students hit by a flying object, said, “I didn’t know what had hit me at the time.”


“I’ve still got a bad headache and am suffering drowsiness, having been hit by a book,” she continued.


Another student, Dee, said “I could feel a pencil wiz as it flew past me.”

A ghost extinguisher was hired to rid the classroom